Tonight at dinner I showed Arlo my wedding ring and pointed out that I had it buffed and polished and admired how shiny it is.
He asks, "Oooh, you have a pearl?"
I say "No, it's a diamond"
He asks "You found a TREASURE?"
I say "No, but I know a jeweler. I can take you to the treasure store. You may look at the treasures, but you cannot touch them."
"And I can see the monies?"
"No, they don't sell money there, but you can see a lot of jewels and gold"
"Is there an X?"
"Well, no, but there is a map"
"Oh. No. We need an X. And we need a ship. And we need sails. And we need to pull the string"
"To open the sails?"
"Yes, and then we need to drive the boat" He imitates steering a big wheel. "And the X has to be red".
After all of that I don't think a trip to the mall jewelry store will be anything compared to his imagination!